|Magic must've been on LSD when he compiled this roster.|
What a strange, trippy roster that is the 2018-19 Los Angeles Lakers. Luke Walton might have to borrow some of his dad's psychedelics to conjure schematically any semblance of balance to his rotations.
|Luke ready to ask Farrakhan for wisdom?|
Kyle Kuzma can be the Kevin Love role (or better yet, Chris Bosh role?) but offers little defensive resistance. Bright-eyed and bushy tailed Ivica Zubac and rat tailed JaVale McGee are the only true 7-footers on the roster, which means supercool Michael Beasley (the pride of Fitchburg, Massachusetts) will need to play a stretch 4-5 role.
|KCP on the court. PCP in the front office.|
And then there's Luol Deng (see All Day E'ry Day Sportz post from July 6, 2018).
Time to breakout the hookahs and the hemp incense, Luke. You're gonna need 'em.