Throwbackz: '8 Worst Cornrows In Sports History'

8. Rasheed Wallace

I like Sheed.  And these 'rows ain't that bad.  But this is a case of 'mid-life crisis 'rows' because no one in their right mind and over the age of 35 should have cornrows.  Just wondering how he pulled that off with the bald-spot in the back?

7. Brandon Jennings

Why not just stick with the high-top fade?

6. Amar'e Stoudemire

Amar'e is one of the most fashionable players in the NBA.  He rocks the Buddy Holly-style glasses goggles that look alot cooler than the goofy Coke-bottle ones Horace Grant used to wear.  But it's 2012.  Why bring back the cornrows Amar'e?  One poor decision usually leads to . . . another poor decision.

5. Bronson Arroyo

White guys are always walking a fine line when it comes to donning Black styled fashions, and cornrows are no different.  These 'rows ain't that bad . . . they just don't look as cool on this guy.  But they look better than this next guy . . .

4. David Beckham

Cornrows are an urban-American style.  So when a upperclass-European rocks them, it just makes you wanna cringe.  Plus, white-boy 'rows don't last but a day or two because their hair is too straight (the only historical advantage of having nappy hair is that its good to braid) and they have to take the blonde highlights out first because you gets no street cred for Garnier Nutrisse 'rows.

3. Jerry Rice

The NFL's G.O.A.T. with a bad case of mid-life crisis rows.  Not only did it hurt to see #80 rockin' the black and silver after a HOF career with the 49ers, these receding hairline cornrows left alot to be desired.  Good thing he wore a helmet most of the time.

2. Brad Miller

Good Christ, Brad Miller.  Good fckin' Christ.

1. Kimbo Slice

These were either gonna be the best cornrows of all-time or the worst ever, because there is just no middle-ground with these.  Maybe the best because, it takes some kinda balls to have cornrows when you have more hair on your face and chest than you do on your head, but you get the head hair 'rowed anyway.  But that's a big goddamn maybe.

Biedrins vs. Kirilenko: Epic Bad Hair Matchup



Epic. Gawdawful. Hair.

Utah Jazz, losers of six of their last seven games played the Golden State Warriors tonight, who I think were on a four game losing streak???? I don't know.  Doesn't really matter.  The real story here is an epic matchup between Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko and Warriors center Andris Biedrins and their perfectly awful coiffures.  Forget about Clay Matthews vs. Troy Polamalu for the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl; both of those guys look respectable wearing long hair.  Kirilenko and Biedrins, on the other hand, just look straight up ridiculous.  Andrei can't decide whether he wants to go Tom Brady or Justin Bieber on 'em, so apparently he settled on just combining the two, and ends up having kind of a Katy Perry looking thing goin on.  Andris . . . I guess he's going for a Jimmy Johnson type deal but, I don't know.  I guess he just looks like a potential pedophile that still sleeps in the same pajamas he did when he was a kid and probably gets his haircut by his mom.