Sunday, February 6, 2011

Biedrins vs. Kirilenko: Epic Bad Hair Matchup

Epic. Gawdawful. Hair.
Utah Jazz, losers of six of their last seven games played the Golden State Warriors tonight, who I think were on a four game losing streak???? I don't know.  Doesn't really matter.  The real story here is an epic matchup between Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko and Warriors center Andris Biedrins and their perfectly awful coiffures.  Forget about Clay Matthews vs. Troy Polamalu for the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl; both of those guys look respectable wearing long hair.  Kirilenko and Biedrins, on the other hand, just look straight up ridiculous.  Andrei can't decide whether he wants to go Tom Brady or Justin Bieber on 'em, so apparently he settled on just combining the two, and ends up having kind of a Katy Perry looking thing goin on.  Andris . . . I guess he's going for a Jimmy Johnson type deal but, I don't know.  I guess he just looks like a potential pedophile that still sleeps in the same pajamas he did when he was a kid and probably gets his haircut by his mom.

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