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| I'm here to be the backup QB. And by backup, I mean Greg McElroy's backup. |
-Refereeing is hard.
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| I already signalled touchdown...don't embarass me like this! |
-Frank Gore being fined more money for wearing his socks too low than Tom Brady was for his spikes-high slide on Ed Reed goes to show that in the NFL, when it comes to player safety, wearing your uniform properly is a must.
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| Good thing Brady's socks were up, or someone could've been seriously injured. |
-The game ain't over, until Greg Schiano says so.
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| Some coaches preach: 'play all 60 minutes'. Schiano lives it. |
-If you're hurt and can't work -- forget AFLAC. Get you some deer antler spray.
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| Are the DEERS in da house!?!? HOOF-HOOF-HOOF-HOOF!!! |
-The only things guaranteed in life: Death, taxes, and Tony Romo choking in the playoffs.
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| Must...wake up...from this...recurring nightmare. |
-Some people take the phrase 'play like a man possessed' way too literally.
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| Not even Thanksgiving Day can calm the demented imp that lives in Suh's brain. |
-Jim Harbaugh's facial expressions...priceless.
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| The faces change...the black 'SF' sweater and khakis do not. |
-Butt fumble.
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| Let's face it. We're gonna be telling our grandkids about this play. |
